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Dec 23 '13

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Dec 18 '13

gods-nips:

I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.

(Source: slendrman)

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Nov 28 '13

While in the lavatory on a domestic flight in March 2010, I spontaneously put a tissue paper toilet cover seat cover over my head and took a picture in the mirror using my cellphone. The image evoked 15th-century Flemish portraiture. I decided to add more images made in this mode and planned to take advantage of a long-haul flight from San Francisco to Auckland, guessing that there were likely to be long periods of time when no one was using the lavatory on the 14-hour flight. I made several forays to the bathroom from my aisle seat, and by the time we landed I had a large group of new photographs entitled Lavatory Self-Portraits in the Flemish Style.

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Nov 22 '13
The Big Bang Theory shows geek culture the same way that 50 Shades of Grey shows BDSM culture.

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OH MY GOD YOU PUT IT INTO WORDS. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.

(via benaddicted4life)

Penny’s inner goddess was trembling. Her lips parted, her voice barely a squeak, “Say it again.”

He took a step forward. The tension in the room pulsed and vibrated like a poorly weighted centrifuge. His cold eyes never wavered from her gaze. 

"Bazinga."

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Nov 11 '13

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Nov 6 '13

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Sep 24 '13

grawly:

carryonwaywardsoldier:

carryonwaywardsoldier:

my physics teacher told us a joke today

three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?

They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter

image

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Jul 16 '13
fred-zexx:

saucefactory:

queelez:

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

This post helped me in a trivia game yesterday. “Who was the inventor of the saxophone?” Man, I leapt on that.

fred-zexx:

saucefactory:

queelez:

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull

When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.

When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

This post helped me in a trivia game yesterday. “Who was the inventor of the saxophone?” Man, I leapt on that.

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Aug 23 '12

capslockwithoutcontent:

hkrieg:

art trade with UGLYBANANAS~!!!

SACRED KNOWLEDGE ADKFJSL I CHOKED

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Feb 19 '12
otakuhostess:

sadinasaphrite:

foresabaly:

theshirlphord:

hisluckycharm:


I AM MRS. NESBIT.


Always reblog Mrs. Nesbitt.

GREATEST. THING. EVER.(until the next post - lol) 

THIS MAN IS THE BEST THING EVER.

I CAN’T EVEN HANDLE HOW AWESOME THIS IS
THE NOISES THAT I MADE AAAAAAAAA

otakuhostess:

sadinasaphrite:

foresabaly:

theshirlphord:

hisluckycharm:

I AM MRS. NESBIT.

Always reblog Mrs. Nesbitt.

GREATEST. THING. EVER.
(until the next post - lol) 

THIS MAN IS THE BEST THING EVER.

I CAN’T EVEN HANDLE HOW AWESOME THIS IS

THE NOISES THAT I MADE AAAAAAAAA

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